My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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