New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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