Just mADE A PArabola og urine
meet me or not, i'm out of control
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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