Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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