Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
