You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
