i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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