My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Girls should come with a carfax report
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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