Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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