That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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