your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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