Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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