It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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