we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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