I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
