He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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