Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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