HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
