we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
then he tried to convert me to islam
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He shit in the fireplace
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Randomize
