I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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