Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
