So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
i think my cat just said my name.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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