NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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