why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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