So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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