Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
