Non-Jews are for practice
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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