why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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