when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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