I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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