Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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