Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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