how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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