my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
