After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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