so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
