We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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