Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Oh god it's open bar.
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