Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
