I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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