Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I skipped work to stalk him.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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