Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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