I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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