the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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