i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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