I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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