mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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