I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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