He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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