What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
false alarm, still single
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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