I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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